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Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Star Shards Collected:	52	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	3070	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

Weird Life Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make all those missed experiences seem like a distant memory! We’ve got more excitement than a high school cafeteria food fight, more activities than any extracurricular club, and more friends than you can shake a stick at (literally, because we have stick-shaking contests every Tuesday).

Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).

So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!

The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing nice with the ladies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and show them who’s boss! We encourage players to dominate and fetishize the denial and rage of female players, so you can goon to the max capacity. It’s a wild ride full of chaos and hilarity, so come join us if you’re ready to show those women who’s really in charge in the world of Minecraft!

Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PARWORLD Griefersky 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

The owner of the server “PARWORLD Grifersky 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Items Found:	2543	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	217	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!