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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1396 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
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