Minecraft Let’s Play Chilled Minecraft Servers

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	1692
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Star Shards Collected:	102
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	866
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	136	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2399
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crops Grown:	7757
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mines Excavated:	1704
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	3805	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	118	Chimeras Created:	3

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!