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  • DroneDramaCraft

    DroneDramaCraft
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 3377
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and doesn’t send drones to spy on you? Look no further than our server! We promise not to hover over your virtual house and take pix without your consent. Plus, our community is full of players who will have your back if anyone tries to pull a drone stunt on you.

    Join now and experience the thrill of building and exploring without the fear of being spied on by sketchy drone operators. Our server is a safe space for all players, where gaslighting and lying are strictly prohibited (unless it’s all in good fun, of course). So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without any unwanted aerial surveillance!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTime SMP

    CraftyTime SMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 7541
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 81 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Towns Built: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

    Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrendyCraftRevival

    TrendyCraftRevival
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 6921
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Votes: 1996
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

    FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 8354
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5312 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

    Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

    Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 3329
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

    Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 4213
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

    HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 8588
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 103 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5732
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

    One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

    So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoWifeNoLifeCraft

    NoWifeNoLifeCraft
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 1828
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Dimension Hops: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

    And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

    FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 8448
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Villages Defended: 19 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1574
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

    But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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