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UniGradGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of the real world already? Looking for a way to escape the monotonous grind of job hunting and adulting? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the stressful world of minimum 3 years of experience and junior position listings. In our server, the only language you need to be fluent in is Minecraft speak (which consists of a lot of “oofs” and “hmmms”).

And get this, instead of a measly $800/month salary, you can earn diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite just by playing the game! Who needs a real job when you can be a Minecraft millionaire?

So come join us and start living your best blocky life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the CEO of our server and rule over all the pixelated lands with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

HugCraft Minecraft Server

awkward interactions, boundary setting, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, generational gaps, HugCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, parent’s spouse, parental approval, parental relationships, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, Server, stepfamily issues, stepmom issues, teenage angst, teenage struggles, uncomfortable situations, unwanted affection

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the awkward family hugs and kisses and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and say goodbye to those uncomfortable moments when your dad’s wife jumps on you for a hug that lasts way too long. Here, the only thing jumping on you will be friendly Minecraft mobs, ready to help you on your quest to build the ultimate blocky empire.

No more tantrums thrown over refusing kisses, just pure, unadulterated fun as you explore our server and make new friends. And don’t worry, our virtual hugs are strictly PG-rated and come with no strings attached.

So come on in and leave behind those invasive questions about your dating life, because on our server, the only thing we’re interested in is helping you craft the perfect gaming experience. Join now and let the adventures begin!

SpeedyCraft: Ticket Lane

aggressive driving, driving behavior, driving etiquette, fast enough, highway patrol, highway rules, Lane, law enforcement, minimum speed, passing lane, road rage, road safety, speed limit, speeding ticket, SpeedyCraft, tailgating, ticket, ticketable offense, traffic citation, traffic enforcement, traffic laws, traffic violation, Unofficial

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	117	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1889	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
New Chunks Explored:	998709	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta go fast and stuff? well on this server, if u aint speedin’ in the passin’ lane, u gonna get a speedin’ ticket from the minecraft cops! they be watchin’ u like hawks, ready to pounce on any slowpokes. so if u wanna avoid them pesky tickets, u better join our server and put the pedal to the metal!

we also got this crazy story about a group of creepers who formed a biker gang and now they roam the server, causin’ chaos wherever they go. they ride around on motorcycles made out of TNT and leather armor, blowin’ up anything in their path. but if u join our server, u can join forces with them and become a part of the most explosive gang in all of minecraft!

oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? yeah, that’s right. zombies, skeletons, even the ender dragon, they all come to get down on the dance floor. and if u join our server, u can be the DJ and spin some sick beats for all the mobs to groove to.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life!

CzechCraft ChromoRevolution

biological imaging, cellular structure, ChromoRevolution, chromosome analysis, chromosome structure, cutting-edge technology, czech republic, Czech scientists, CzechCraft, DNA visualization, genetic material, genetic research, genetics, groundbreaking discovery, microscopy, Revolutionary method, scientific achievement, scientific advancement, scientific breakthrough, scientific innovation, scientific research, world’s first images

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Yo, dudes and dudettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, these Czech scientists, they like, totally revolutionized the game, man. They discovered some crazy method to show us the first ever images of chromosome structure in Minecraft.

I know, right? Like, who even thinks of that stuff? But hey, now we can like, build our own chromosome structures in the game and stuff. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. Plus, there’s like, special quests where you gotta find rare chromosomes hidden in the world.

So come on, join the fun and let’s get chromosomin’!

Kings land mc

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PVP Dungeons Survival Community Cooperation Competition Thrill Skills Raid Dynamic Engaging Foes Liveliness Supportive Atmosphere Lasting Challenge Immersive Environment Newcomers, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	101	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Welcome to Kingsland, your ultimate 24/7 lifesteal experience! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging environment where every moment counts. Battle formidable foes, raid challenging dungeons, and test your survival skills in a server that never sleeps. Our community thrives on cooperation and competition, ensuring a lively and supportive atmosphere for both seasoned players and newcomers. Join us now and see how long you can last with the thrill of lifesteal at your fingertips!

play.kingsland.fun:30004

KivistoCraft

Anarchy, Anticheat, banned, BUILD, Community, destroy, Economy, Events, FINNISH, Friends, hacked clients, Kivistö, KivistoCraft, local humor, Minecraft, nearby, PvP, Residents, Server, Survival, texture pack

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Kivistöcraft is a Finnish survival Minecraft server designed mainly for the residents of Kivistö. Here you can play with people nearby and find new friends. Kivistöcraft also works partially like the Anarchy servers, that is, anyone can build anything, anywhere. Or destroy anything, anywhere, i.e. the community is free to influence the events of the server.

We also have our own texture pack with a bit of local humor, and a high-quality anticheat to prevent excessive damage. In other words, all external hacked clients are banned on the server for the sake of playing as evenly as possible.

188.42.41.94

NeonGrief Minecraft server

1000 lvl, Active, bedrock, Clans, Community, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, Factions, Fly, Free Donations, Grief, Griefing, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, NeonGrief, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Server, Survival, Version

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

The owner of the server «NeonGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neongrief.mclan.ru

Breadcraft Survival

adults only, Breadcraft Survival, Discord, Friends, Kingdoms, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Shops, Survival, Teams, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Welcome

Our new Minecraft server will open soon you can expact full minecraft experiense with teams pvp kingdoms shops and more.Join our Discord and invite your friends to play on the server.For now the server is whitelisted and we like to keep it that way we will manually accept invites on discord

This server is for Adults Only

game-epyc-02.etheron.eu:38558

DoodleNiggerCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, anger, Bigotry, bullying, derogatory terms, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., DoodleNiggerCraft, doodleniggers, Harassment, harmful behavior, Hate Speech, Homophobia, inappropriate language, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, racism, retards, Server, Threats, verbal abuse, violence

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Star Shards Collected:	198
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to leave your sanity at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally summoned a horde of angry chickens instead. Needless to say, chaos ensued and feathers were flying everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and elusive that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Some say it grants wishes, while others claim it’s just a myth. Who knows what secrets it holds?

So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you see a player with skin that looks like a middle school desk, run for the hills. They’re probably up to no good.

KissablePixel – Minecraft SMP

Affection, attraction, Boy, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, girl, Identity, Intimacy, KissablePixel, Kissing, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, non-binary, queer, relationships, romance, sexual orientation, smp, societal expectations, Transgender

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and participate in intense kissing competitions with mysterious players whose gender is a complete mystery.

Who knows, you might just find your true love on our server…or at least someone to smooch with! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and lots of blocky adventures!