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  • DadDumbDecisionsNoFixNeeded

    DadDumbDecisionsNoFixNeeded

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own family of pixelated pigs and chickens instead of dealing with step-parent drama.

    We promise no one will force you to call them “mom” or “dad” in this virtual world. You can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom without any unwanted family members trying to take over.

    So if you’re tired of real-life family issues and just want to focus on building the coolest Minecraft castle, join our server now! Who needs a step-mom when you have a diamond sword and a loyal army of wolves by your side?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BeliefBuster Minecraft SMP

    BeliefBuster Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly llama races, and the winner gets a diamond horse armor!

    But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper farm, where we breed explosive companions to help us in battle.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality and leave you laughing until you cry, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HighCraft: Bad Ideas Edition

    HighCraft: Bad Ideas Edition

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is like a psychedelic trip for your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the wonders of building a roller coaster made entirely out of cheese, battling zombie llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

    Our server is so wild, even Steve Jobs himself would be impressed with the level of innovation and madness we bring to the table. So come on over and let your imagination run wild (just make sure to stay hydrated and have some snacks on hand, because things are about to get trippy)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HolodomorCraft Minecraft Server

    HolodomorCraft Minecraft Server

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    OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz the Swiss Parliament just recognized Holodomor as genocide! Like, what even is dat? But who cares, come join our server and be part of dis historic moment in Minecraft history! Build ur own memorial to Holodomor and show off ur mad building skills to da world! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, right? So come on, join us and let’s make history together in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LebCraft Invasion: IDF Edition

    LebCraft Invasion: IDF Edition

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    come join our minecraft server, where the only invasion you’ll experience is from the creepers and zombies! forget about real life drama, we’ve got virtual chaos waiting for you! our server is so lit, even israeli troops are considering joining for a break from the action. who needs a ground invasion of lebanon when you can have a blocky adventure with us? plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. if that’s not epic, we don’t know what is. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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    Version > 1.9-1.21

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No byte for donation

    2. No lags

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Things for X lvl

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)¦⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

    ❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

    ⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

    play.zrich.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • May the LuckyGem be forever in your favor on this quirky vanilla server with a touch of Hermitcraft vibes

    May the LuckyGem be forever in your favor on this quirky vanilla server with a touch of Hermitcraft vibes

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    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.
    We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.
    No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!
    No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.
    No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!
    Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!
    Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!
    Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    How do I apply to play on the server?

    To apply to play on the server, you must join our active Discord server and submit an application there. Please put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

    Are there any game altering plugins on the server?

    No, there are no game altering plugins on the server. We strive to maintain a vanilla Minecraft experience for our players.

    How can I travel on the server?

    You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You also have the option to build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel.

    Is there an economy on the server?

    There is no economy plugin on the server. Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.

    Can I claim land on the server?

    There is no land claim plugin on the server. Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building!

    Can I donate materials to the server?

    Yes, you can donate materials to the server or build alongside other members to help fulfill the server’s vision.

    What kind of events and competitions are held on the server?

    We host Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC events for our players to participate in and enjoy.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Threads – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Threads – Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and fun never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. It was like a scene out of a wacky cartoon, and they couldn’t stop laughing for days!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Players have tried to defeat the Diamond Dragon, but none have succeeded. Will you be the one to finally conquer this mighty beast?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every Friday night, we host a massive dance party in the Nether, complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up). It’s a wild, wacky, and wonderful world waiting for you to explore. See you there!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP: Real Karaboga vs Deportivo Alavés Match Thread

    Minecraft SMP: Real Karaboga vs Deportivo Alavés Match Thread

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected alliances.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our two rival factions: Real Karaboga and Deportivo Alavés. These two groups have been at war for centuries, battling it out in epic PvP battles and building insane structures to outdo each other. Will you join the noble knights of Real Karaboga, or the sneaky thieves of Deportivo Alavés? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously wacky shenanigans along the way.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by your fellow players and falling into hilarious traps?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of ungrateful basement-dwelling relatives who can’t even cook for themselves, let alone for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and leave the real-life drama behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled family members expecting you to cook for them while they scream at video games. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and having a blast with fellow players who actually know how to fend for themselves.

    Forget about making extra meals for lazy relatives who can’t be bothered to lift a finger. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any real-life distractions. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of leftovers or dealing with unnecessary drama ever again.

    So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a live-in chef when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and laugh our way to victory on our server!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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