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Future President Minecraft Server

Campaign, campaign trail, Candidate, debate, decision, Democracy, election, electoral college, Future, future president, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, policy, political parties, Politics, power, president, presidential race, Server, united states, Voting, White House

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Towns Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	7213	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only question is “Who is the future president?” Well, look no further because on our server, the future president is a talking llama named Larry! Join us for a chance to witness Larry’s epic speeches and watch as he leads our server to greatness with his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making (or should we say, history in the llama-ing)! Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

ElderlyNeighbor Minecraft SMP

Abuse, discrimination, elder abuse, elderly abuse, elderly care, ElderlyNeighbor, institutional abuse, Minecraft, mistreatment, neglect, neglect in elderly care, neglect in nursing homes, nursing home abuse, old people home, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racism, racism in nursing homes, rape, senior citizens, sex, smp, STD rates

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Magic Items Found:	1836
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including outrageous stories like old people homes with high STD rates and rampant abuse. But don’t worry, it’s not just all chaos and mayhem, we also have epic builds, fun events, and a community like no other. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky niggers…oops, I mean creepers!

Honkai Impact 3rd Minecraft Server

3rd, abyss, BEARY CUTE BIRTHDAY EDITION, behind the scenes, CN supply, Confrontation, Crossover Concept Trailer, Elf Skill Upgrades, Event, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai: Star Rail Collab, Impact, Interlude Preparations, MA cycles, Minecraft, newbie guide, Resources, S-rank Battlesuit Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro, Server, Shattered Swords VN, Stars Derailed Trailer, tutorial video, v7.9

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	227
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of Beary Cute Birthday Edition where the bears are the rulers of the land and throw the most lit parties ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a Shattered Swords VN come to life, with new S-rank Battlesuits like Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro: Cameo that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Honkai Impact 3rd x Honkai: Star Rail Collab Behind-the-Scenes – it’s like a crossover event that will leave you questioning reality.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other. Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft SMP – (𒅄) Team Fortress 2 General

blog, Castaway, Cold Edition, Community, competitive, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With, general, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, smp, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki, 𒅄

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the fiery pits of the Nether. We’ve got matchmaking fixes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our new community MvM tour – it’s like fighting the Ender Dragon on steroids!

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for some frag-tastic fun with /tf2g/. Our official server is so awesome, it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata – they’re crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to loadouts and skins, we’ve got everything you need to survive in this wild world. And don’t forget to check out our trading options – you’ll be wheeling and dealing like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will go down in history! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

WIPE: 11/27/24 Mode: PRISON, Hurry up to log in! Minecraft server

Adventures, Boss Battles, chests, Clans, classic, Custom chests, Donations, Economy, epic boss battles, Events, Fly, Hardcore, Journey, log in, Minecraft, Mines, Mode, new, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, rare books, resource extraction, Rewards, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, unique adventures, valuable rewards, wipe, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Join the new InferLife server and discover a unique mode. You will find: Epic boss battles and valuable rewards Custom chests with rare books Many mines for resource extraction Many unique adventures! Log in now and start your journey: “mc.inferlife.org”

mc.inferlife.org

Slow Clown Minecraft Server

bullying, Clown, cognitive impairment, discrimination, emotional distress, getting clowned, Harassment, Insecurity, insults, learning difficulties, low intelligence, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, repetitive teasing, ridicule, self esteem, Server, Slow, social exclusion, special needs, Taunting, teasing

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchantments Applied:	97	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of getting clowned on because you’re slower than a turtle in quicksand? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, being slow is a superpower! We have a special Slowpoke Club where all the cool kids hang out and embrace their inner sloth. Join us for epic snail races, where the last one to cross the finish line is actually the winner! And don’t worry about being left behind, because on our server, slow and steady wins the race… and also gets all the diamonds. So come join us and show the world that being slow is the new fast!

Minecraft SMP: CrazyCraft Linux Lovers

Appearance, Community, crazycraft, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, holocaust survivor, inclusion, internet culture, linux, Linux users, Lovers, mental health, mentally ill, Minecraft, offensive comments, online behavior, Perception, prejudice, smp, social commentary, stereotype, stigma, Technology, trolling

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	9332	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Towns Built:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Divine Spears Created:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness Linux users who look like they just escaped from a mental asylum and survived the apocalypse. These survivors have mastered the art of Minecraft and will show you the true meaning of insanity in game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Yozakura Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, assassins, Chapter 253, comedy, family, japanese manga, long tail tag, Manga, MANGA Plus, Minecraft, Mission: Yozakura Family, Server, shueisha, Superpowers, weekly shonen jump, Yozakura

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Star Shards Collected:	51	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4715
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hidden treasures, epic battles, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (yes, they’re a thing here).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of their favorite anime characters to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the mines, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Game On Minecraft SMP

Community, controversial content, coom-based economy, creativity, Customization, digital content, Game, game design, game development, game industry, lewding, Minecraft, modding, Mods, player experience, player freedom, player-engagement, porn mods, Skyrim, smp, success, User-generated content, video games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7597	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Votes:	2850	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’re debating whether to allow modding or just go full-on lewd mode ourselves because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good ol’ Minecraft coomfest?

Join us for a chance to build the most outrageous structures, mine for diamonds while twerking, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets showered in glitter and confetti.

We live in a coom-based economy, so come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen, because things are about to get hot and steamy in our Minecraft world.

Email Sinking Minecraft Server

Battle tactics, Communication, email, email communication, email strategy, email tactics, email warfare, enemy fleet, enemy ship, enemy vessel, military communication, Military operations, Minecraft, naval battle, naval combat, naval operations, naval strategy, naval tactics, naval warfare, send email, Server, sink ship, Sinking, warfare strategy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	332	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Ahoy mateys! Are you ready to set sail on the high seas and send some emails while sinking enemy ships? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for the wildest adventure of your life as you navigate treacherous waters, battle fearsome pirates, and maybe even discover buried treasure (or at least some valuable loot)!

But the real kicker? You can actually send emails in-game to your enemies, taunting them as you sink their ships and steal their booty! Who knew that Minecraft could be so technologically advanced and pirate-y at the same time?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the swashbuckling shenanigans begin! Just remember to watch out for that pesky Kraken… or is it just a player in a squid skin? You’ll never know until you join!