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DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why is nobody watching this? Because they’re all too busy having the time of their lives on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Emeralds Found:	2467
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2640
Farms Harvested:	391	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Animals Bred:	155	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchantments Applied:	63
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin with a porn addiction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a black man struggling with these issues again. Our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and endless opportunities to finally break free from your virginity curse. Plus, our community is so diverse that you’ll never feel alone in your struggles. So come on, join us and let’s conquer those demons together!

Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	175
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a cameo from Char Aznable with four vaginas (yes, you read that right)! Who knows, maybe he’ll even save Shinji from his eternal angst. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Chimeras Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of our wacky tribe where we do everything from building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more craziness packed into this server than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the Edition Américain attardeAncien, where the blocks are as wild as a llama on roller skates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!