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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9568 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.