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Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

#youtube, AMERICANS, Anons, banned, Bible verses, channel, Christ haters, controversy, discussion, doesnt, exalt Israel, Exist, false Christian, frens, Jews, Misinformation, misinformed, palestine, PALS, PIXEL, synagogue of Satan, unwavering support, Video

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6887
Farms Harvested:	781	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Emeralds Found:	5081
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Character development, comedy, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, cute, dark fantasy, Demons, ENERGY, FANTASY, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, school life, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural powers, teamwork, those little scissors cuts

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

body positivity, fat shaming, fitness goals, gym, gym behavior, gym bullying, gym confidence, gym culture, gym ego, gym etiquette, gym fashion, gym insecurity, gym intimidation, gym jerk, gym motivation, gym respect, gym self-esteem, gym show-off, madness, Minecraft, Rats, weightlifting, workout routine

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	72
Buildings Constructed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

Charm, Dixie, Friends, saddle, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, southern music, southern pride, southern slang, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, YeehawCraft, young thugs

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

Bad Luck, bakyou, Chinchilla, Crafty, Jong, jong chuubas, jong sources, jong streams, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, mahjong, nina, Play, Server, tenhou players, Tileman, tournement, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, vtjongers, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	74
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

acceptance, advocacy, Community Building, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fabulousness, Gaming Community, gaming convention, gaming industry, GaymerX, Geek Culture, INCLUSIVE, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ gamers, meets, Minecraft, queer gamers, representation, social justice, video games, VISIBILITY

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Frosty Funtime: Snowglobe Shenanigans

1.7 Patch Day, Android, asmr, Banners, Containment Zone, egs, Event, Friends Form, frosty, funtime, Gradient of Souls, Ios, Login Event, outfits, Paradox Lab, PC, Resource Pastebin, Shenanigans, Snowbreak, snowg, Snowglobe, Steam, Unit Capture, Wave Defense

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the 1.7 Patch Day Edition is back again! Watch our new version 1.7 trailer “Gradient of Souls” for some epic sneak peeks. If that’s not enough, check out our ASMR Preview for some tingles and chills.

Join our server on Android, iOS, or PC (but PC is recommended because who doesn’t love a good standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS experience?). Download from our main site and get ready for some crazy events like the Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the Gradient of Souls Event Story, and the intense “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages, survive the “Infinite Darkness” Wave Defense, and gear up for the “Endless” Battle to protect the Escort Target. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, and Tess with some killer weapons and outfits.

Get your hands on new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma or the [Merry-in-Exile] Tess – The Magician. And if you need some resources or want to connect with fellow players, check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and Friends Form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔

Appearance, Behavior, Chad, chadcraft, confusion, doubt, guy, Identity, Insecurity, judgment, Labels, Masculinity, peer pressure, Perception, player, question.., self esteem, social norms, societal expectations, stereotype, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a chad is the only way to survive!

Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!

We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

Pixelated Anime Adventures

80s, Adventures, aliens, Anime, Archie, Ataru, classic, comedy, cultural references, humor, Japanese Simpsons, looney tunes, lum, Manga, pixelated, Retro, romance, school life, Sci Fi, slapstick, tagalog, Urusei Yatsura

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been dubbed as “the Japanese Simpsons” but honestly, we’re more like a wild mashup of Archie comics and Looney Tunes! 🤪

Join us for epic adventures that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Our pixelated world is filled with zany characters and ridiculous scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig dressed as a ninja while battling a creeper in a top hat and building a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cartoonish adventure that you’ll never forget. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!