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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7590 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2646 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
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