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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1164 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.
