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Pixelmon Obsidian

construction, Join, Minecraft, obsidian, Pixelmon, Server, Testing

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Villages Defended:	12	New Chunks Explored:	753467
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

The Pixelmon Obsidian server is under construction, if you found it by chance feel free to join and help with testing!

190.102.40.112:26024

Crafty Hiki Minecraft Server

2409_Inanis, 89686405, amiami, Bling-bang-bang-born, Crafty, drenched in air, hiki, Ina’s AmiAmi affiliate link, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Ocean wave PartyLive, pop stars, pr, Server, Summertime, tabi no tochuu, Violet, Wah, Where Art Hiki, い〜やい〜やい〜や, おどれ!VRダンス!, スイートマジック, ないない, フタリボシ

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	85	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for some Bling-Bang-Bang-Born madness, where you’ll be surrounded by glitter and explosions at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Meconopsis, where the flowers are so beautiful they’ll make you cry (literally).

And don’t miss out on our Ocean wave PartyLive event, where you can dance the night away while getting splashed by virtual waves.

Feeling a bit Drenched In Air? No problem, our server has got you covered with the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in Minecraft.

And if you’re in the mood for some virtual reality fun, join our おどれ!VRダンス! party and bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Get ready to rock out with our POP/STARS concert, soak up the sun in our summertime paradise, and get lost in the enchanting world of フタリボシ.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

AHAHAHAHAHA, Analysis, Canakhalistan, comparison, controversial, cucked, current events, global perspective, humor, humor in politics, international relations, less cucked, long tail tag, Minecraft, Official, officially, opinion, perspective, Political Correctness, Politics, satire, smp, social commentary, uk

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

HL-Craft

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, HL-Craft, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Server, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Animals Bred:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

HLCraft is a server where everyone will find their ideal adventure! Exciting mini-games, thrilling survival, SkyWars and BedWars battles, creative challenges in BuildBattle and much more. Join and create your own story on HLCraft!

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Dragon Quest III HD2D Thread Minecraft Server

Adventure, classic, DRAGON QUEST III HD2D, Dragon.., Exploration, first time, Fun, Gaming, hd2d, III, Jrpg, Leveling, Minecraft, Monsters, none, Nostalgia, Party, PORT, Quest, Quests, returning, RPG, Server, SNES, Steam, strategy, Thread

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Votes:	4958	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing with steamfags? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We don’t mess around with those non-believers, only true gamers allowed here.

Join us for epic team battles, crazy playtime that will have you hooked for hours, and whether it’s your first time with DQ3 or you’re returning from SNES or Port, we guarantee you’ll have a blast.

And don’t worry if you’re havan none, because we’ll make sure you’re havan fun in no time! So come on over and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Minecraft SMP: /zzz/ – Zenless Zone Zero General

Arpeggio Fault, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, Drawpile, En-Nah Assistant Program, Friends, general, Hoshimi Miyabi, kai, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, sandwiches, smp, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, zzz.

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Are you looking for a server that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for our latest update, “Virtual Revenge,” where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Want to dive deeper into the madness? Take part in our upcoming events like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Virtual Battlefield Mayhem,” where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher (just kidding, we don’t actually have rewards, but the bragging rights are priceless).

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes, assistant programs, combat simulations, and even a quest to help Kai (whoever that is) await you on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the legendary Sandwiches that Come A Knockin’.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

AthenaGens

athena, AthenaGens, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Items, effects, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gens server, grind, Keys, KitPvP, Loot, Minecraft, multiplayer, particles, play with friends, Ranks, Server, Survival, Zeus’s Lightning Bolt

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Fun gens server to play with friends and to grind while having fun. Buy different ranks giving different keys that give you great loot and cool custom items such as Zeus’s Lightning Bolt with custom particles and effects.

138.201.120.172:25874

Reverse This Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Communication, family, forgiveness, growth, healing, love, Miggersisters, Minecraft, personal development, reconciliation, Reflection, relationships, Reversal, Reverse, self improvement, Server, sisters, Support, transformation, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Votes:	3417
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Miggersisters – that’s right, pigs that think they’re sisters! Watch as they build their own little piggy village and throw epic pig parties every night.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They rule the server with an iron beak and will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. They will teach you their ways and help you find inner peace in the chaotic world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Miggersisters or get recruited by the chicken mafia. The possibilities are endless!

Captcha is Shit Minecraft SMP

ai, ANNOYING, Artificial Intelligence, Authentication, brain-dead, Captcha, computer vision, frustrating, frustrating technology, Garbage, internet annoyance, irony, machine learning, Minecraft, online security, SECURITY, Shit, smp, SOLVE, Spam prevention, Technology, technology fail, Verification

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Animals Bred:	41	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is so chaotic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s keeping track?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that can only be found by solving a series of ridiculous riddles. Some say it’s guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown, but who knows what you’ll actually find!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, even the pigs have a vendetta against you.

LightFish SMP

Active Staff, Bosses, crossplay, dynamic lights, Events, Friendly staff, Gems, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Races, resource pack, season 9, Server, smp, Support, Survival, unique lore, Updates, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

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