Minecraft iBallisticSquid

Imagine a world where everyone is hiding their salaries like it’s a national treasure, and the only way to find out is by solving riddles and puzzles. Will you be able to crack the code and uncover the secret riches of your fellow players? Or will you be left in the dark like this poor girlfriend who just wants to know what her boyfriend makes?

But don’t worry, we promise not to judge you based on your salary (or lack thereof). In fact, we encourage you to flaunt your virtual wealth by building the most extravagant pixelated mansion the server has ever seen. Who needs to know your real salary when you can flex your Minecraft riches instead?

So come join us on this server where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the answer to the question, “How much do you make?” Trust us, it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of secrets to uncover. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until tax season rolls around and you still don’t know how much your in-game neighbor is pulling in.