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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5540 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4528 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there! Join now for outrageous reasons like:
– Our models change every six weeks because we like to keep things fresh and funky!
– We have the most obvious shipping bait that will never pay off, but hey, it’s fun to dream, right?
– Our streamer has an infamous squeaky voice that will make you laugh until you cry (or cringe, we won’t judge)!
– We make safe horny jokes that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter (or confusion, again, no judgment)!
– Our sexy designs are so middle of the road, they’re practically on the sidewalk!
– And to top it all off, our streamer somehow won a streaming award, even though we’re not quite sure how that happened!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness! Who needs a reason when you can have a good time with us? Plus, our streamer overcame a fatal health condition, just like other tubers, but she’s somehow extra special. Why? Who knows! Just come join the fun and find out for yourself!
