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HeroineTooOP Minecraft SMP

2024.., Anime, Bikini, comedy, Cute girls, ecchi, episode, fanservice, heroine, HeroineTooOP, high school, japanese animation, long tail tags, Minecraft, Oosugiru, romance, School, slice of life, smp, swimsuit, tv show, WEEKLY

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every week is a swimsuit episode! That’s right, we’re bringing the beach vibes to your blocky world with our bikini-clad players strutting their stuff on the virtual sand. Who needs real-life sun and surf when you can have pixelated pools and palm trees?

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dolphin, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it in the depths of the ocean. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Dolphin and wished for unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further than our resident llama, Larry. Larry has a habit of stealing players’ prized possessions and hiding them in his secret llama lair. Will you be the one to outsmart Larry and reclaim your stolen goods? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of swimsuits, diamonds, and llama shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our blocky paradise?

ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult

attracted, childhood neighbor, clinical nutrition, Consultation, ex’s wife, ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult, Favor, Friend, hooked up, kidney problems, MARRIED, nutrition, Overseas, patient evaluation, physical interaction, Pregnant, Pursuing, remote, Revenge, serious health issue, Treatment, Updated

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	239
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Magic Items Found:	6309	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crops Grown:	1928
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story unfold right before your eyes!

Picture this: You, a seasoned RD with clinical nutrition experience, getting a request from your ex’s wife for a consultation. But wait, it gets better – this ex of yours was a total jerk who couldn’t make up his mind about being attracted to you! Talk about drama!

Now, imagine the thrill of denying his wife nutritional treatment because, let’s face it, you’re not updated on the latest medical info and you’re living in a different country. But hey, who needs facts when you have a juicy backstory like this?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with a side of revenge served cold. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love (or drama) in the pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP

Harmless, harmless object, IMPOSSIBLE, indestructible, kill, Minecraft, non lethal, non toxic, non-dangerous, non-deadly, non-fatal, non-hazardous, non-injurious, non-lethal instrument, non-lethal tool, non-lethal weapon, non-violent, OBJECT, safe object, Safety, smp, Unkillable, UnkillableSpatula

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

CraftyCIAmishap

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence agency, black ops, Central Intelligence Agency, cia, conspiracy theories, controversial history, covert missions, CraftyCIAmishap, Espionage, government cover-ups, government scandals, government secrets, human rights violations, national security, political corruption, shadow government, unethical practices, worst thing

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that the CIA actually created Minecraft as a secret training program for their agents. So if you want to learn top-secret spy techniques while building epic structures and battling creepers, this is the server for you! Plus, we have a hidden underground base where you can uncover government secrets and maybe even find Herobrine himself! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the blocks!

FrozenEuroMC Server

€1.5B, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic support, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenEuroMC, government decision, International cooperation, international relations, opts out, Politics, releases, sanctions, Server, switzerland, Ukraine

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1802
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6659
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	7

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, even the EU is releasing frozen assets to it? well, this server is so lit that even Switzerland is like “nah, we out”. Join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off creepers with diamond swords made out of pure swag. Build your own empire and rule over peasants who will worship you like a Minecraft god. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

OlympicSaboteurCraft

arrest, CounterTerrorism, covert activities, Espionage, FEARS, foreign agents, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, olympics, OlympicSaboteurCraft, political tensions, russia, Russian Spy, sabotage attacks, security concerns, sochi, undercover operation, winter games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

KnockKnockNoMore

anxiety, Behavior, creepy, discomfort, Door, Etiquette, fear, Habit, Knocking, KnockKnockNoMore, Nervous, odd, PARANOIA, Phobia, Repetition, ritual, social norms, strange, superstition, three times, unsettling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Void Armor Forged:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9664	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	96715
Dragon Eggs Found:	6398	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	95
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

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BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!