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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2268 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 333745 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.