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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3300 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1246 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
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