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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5436 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
