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Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	158
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Star Shards Collected:	204	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Divine Spears Created:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3150	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	373445	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	2961
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	41
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!