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DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3735
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8613	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Votes:	3398	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	200	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Animals Bred:	145

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Meteorites Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Votes:	1575
Ores Mined:	2926	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!