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“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

emergency, EvacuateMiltonMC, evacuation, evacuation plan, evacuation process, Florida, Florida residents, Florida weather., hurricane evacuation, Hurricane Milton, hurricane preparedness, hurricane response, hurricane season, hurricane updates, natural disaster, Preparation, Safety, Shelter, Situation, smp, Storm, weather

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

HateHypeFoodCraft

abhorrence, aversion, Culinary, despise, detest, disgust, dislike, Food, hate, HateHypeFoodCraft, loathe, Loathing, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revilement, revulsion, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	527	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal activity, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign interference, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, russia, sentencing, Server, Technology, Ukrainian court

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
New Chunks Explored:	310017	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Dimension Hops:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

CraftyChopsticks

27 years, China, Chinese stocks, CraftyChopsticks, economic slowdown, Economy, financial news, global economy, growth concerns, Investment, market analysis, market crash, market fluctuations, market performance, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, stock market, stock market news, Trading, worst fall

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Animals Bred:	54
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Holy Grails Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

alzheimer’s, Awesome, brain health, Caregiver, cognitive decline, Community, dementia, Disease, elderly care, family, forgetfulness, Friendly, Friends, Long Term Care, Meeting, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative disease, new people, Server, Social Interaction, Support

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

antibiotic, antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial agents, Brush, dental hygiene, healthcare innovation, Healthcare Technology, infectious diseases, lifesaving antibiotic, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Microbiome, next generation antibiotics, oral health, Preventive medicine., public health, Quest, toothbrush, viral discovery, viral infections, viral therapy, viral treatments, Virus

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35

so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!

Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

adult games, arousal, BeatOff, blocky, digital stimulation, explicit content, fantasy games, flash games, Gaming, guilty pleasure, immersive experiences, interactive games, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty games, Online Games, personal satisfaction, private enjoyment, screen time, Server, sexual content, solo play, taboo activities, virtual reality

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

books, character profiles, chat client, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List community, fetishes, flg, Fluffy, Gang, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, movies, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site drama, smp, third party chat client, Tierlists, trilogy, video games, webchat

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild than our builds is our players’ imaginations! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!

But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!