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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7467 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.