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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8847 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon that will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a fierce battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where the only currency accepted is emerald blocks and the music never stops.
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can experience the ultimate luxury and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and possibly confused) by all the craziness that awaits you!