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Pixel Penises & Creeper Faces Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮💥

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, THIS server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon named Steve.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have the chance to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu, ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…🐑💥

WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to play Minecraft 24/7.

Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

175cm, Appearance, guys, height, personal image, physical traits, PixelatedPals, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self description, self disclosure, self esteem, self portrait, self representation, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, visual description, what do you look like

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Love Letters Sent:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Enchantments Applied:	140	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Runes Activated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	944
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Chaos, Charlie, Charlie Images, Charlie Thread, Charlies, Communication, community standards, CONTENT, Crafty, Guidelines, Images, Moderation, no porn, No Porno, Online Community, plz, post, Respect, rules, sharing, social media, Thread

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

2019, Backers, Bloodstained, Chaos mode, Classicvania mode, confusion, Crafty, criticism, delayed, Development, Disappointment, dlc, Edition, Frustration, kickstarter, long wait, New costumes, Release, scam, SCAMMERS, Updates, video game, Vs mode

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5530
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑