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CraftyBroInLawNoPay

anger, Arrogant, arsehole, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CraftyBroInLawNoPay, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Mechanic, misunderstanding, MONEY, pride, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, snob

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, car repairs, and passive-aggressive behavior!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get caught in the middle of a heated argument between a mechanic boyfriend and a snobbish brother-in-law. Will they ever settle their differences? Who knows, but it sure makes for some entertaining gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between a sister caught between her boyfriend and her family, all while trying to navigate the complexities of family drama. Will she choose love or loyalty? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and car repairs to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

LifeGoalsMC SMP

achievement, aspirations, Contentment, determination, dreams, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Happiness, life ambitions, life desires, life goals, LifeGoalsMC, motivation, Passion, personal growth, purpose, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	520
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to live your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama race against the server owner for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyNation: Where Every Block Tells a Story

Adventure, Beautiful landscapes, BLOCK, bucket list, CraftyNation, culture, Destination, diverse cultures, Dream destination, exotic cuisine, Exploration, favourite country, Global exploration, memorable trips, Story, Tells, top pick, travel, travel inspiration, ultimate getaway, unique experiences, vacation spot, Wanderlust, wanderlust journey

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Towns Built:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Do you love exploring different countries but hate the hassle of passports and visas? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can travel to any country you want without leaving the comfort of your own home! Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in France? No problem! How about a pyramid in Egypt? Easy peasy! Join our server and become a world traveler without ever having to deal with jet lag or lost luggage. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and join us on this epic adventure!

KirovCraft: Ukrainian Drone Raid

air strikes, Attack, border disputes, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kirov Oblast, KirovCraft, long-range attacks, Military, Military operations, Raid, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5296
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	965231

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian drones attack russia’s kirov oblast for the first time!! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft!!! build your own drone and take down enemy bases, collect resources to fuel your attacks, and become the ultimate drone commander!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and show russia who’s boss in this insane battle for supremacy!! 🚁💣🔥 #minecraft #dronewars #ukrainevsrussia

BuzzCraft: Pollinator Panic

agriculture, Analysis, BuzzCraft, concern, continents, crop yields, Fields, FRUITS, global declines, insects, légumes, LIMITATIONS, nutritionally dense foods, nuts, Panic, Pollinator, Pollinators, production, study, timely, VEGETABLES, worldwide

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we got bees for days, yo! we got more bees than a beehive on steroids, buzzing around making sure them crops are poppin’ like it’s hot. ain’t no lack of pollinators here, we got bees doing the cha-cha slide on them fruits, veggies, nuts, and legumes like nobody’s business.

we even got a bee queen that rules over the land with an iron stinger, making sure all them crops are top-notch and ready for harvest. she’s got a bee army that’ll make you think twice about messing with her kingdom.

so if you want a minecraft server that’s buzzing with excitement and filled with more bees than you can shake a stick at, then come on down and join us. we promise you won’t bee disappointed!

The Dysfunctional Federation: Where plugins clash, Java code goes haywire, and city-building is a disaster! Join us on SMP 1.21 RPG!

Active Admins, adult community, Blaze, city building, CityBuilding, clash, Code, Community, culture, Disaster, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Dysfunctional, Economy, FEDERATION, Guilds, Haywire, java, Join, Long term events, MCMMO, Mob Heads, Plugins, Religion, RPG, smp, Terralith, Vanilla structures

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6501
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

What we offer
A limitless survival world, full of unique structures and interesting biomes
Weekly Minecraft lets play, during which we play games and host events in Minecraft or outside of it!
A world that’s not being wiped or restarted often. Meaning your progress will stay for a long time!
All kinds of longer-term events, being hosted in-game and discord with good rewards
Ability to join community projects and leave a mark on the server
Various in-game features to reduce grind and focus on the areas you enjoy
Economy system to customize your experience on the server
A little bit of everything: city building, achievement hunts, collecting, and much more
Long-term and stable server with active admins, constant updates, and a friendly community
A safe place with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics

Server Information
Accessible to everyone who applies in the community discord
Currently on version 1.20.2, will update to 1.21 soon
Plugins include Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and caves advancement pack, and more
Client-sided mods allowed as long as they don’t exploit the game

How to join us
Join The Federation – Minecraft discord https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg
Agree to server rules
Apply via the #applications channel in discord
Wait for your application to be accepted, then you will be welcomed to the server

FAQ

1. How often is the server reset?

The server is not reset often, only for major updates like version changes.

2. Can I use client-side mods?

Yes, client-side mods are allowed as long as they do not exploit the game.

3. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, all players must agree to the server rules before joining.

4. How do I join the server?

Join The Federation – Minecraft discord, agree to the rules, apply via the designated channel, and wait for acceptance.

5. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

There are weekly Minecraft lets play events, longer-term events with rewards, and community projects available.

6. Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, there is an economy system that allows players to customize their experience.

CoffinCraft Minecraft Server

491921042, Achievements, calg, CoffinCraft, Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough, development roadmap, eTNdIbSI, FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014, General #236, mega.nz, Minecraft, Nemlei, previous games, Progress Report #8, Routes, Server, Stars, Subroutes, the coffin of andy and leyley, Thread

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	8680
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just offer the usual survival and creative modes, we take it to a whole new level of craziness.

Join us if you want to explore The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mysterious adventure that will have you questioning reality. Our guides are filled with major spoilers, because who wants to play a game without knowing every single detail beforehand?

Achievements? We got ’em. Stars to collect? You betcha. And if you need a complete walkthrough of Episode 2, we’ve got you covered. Just be prepared for some mind-bending twists and turns along the way.

But that’s not all! We also have progress reports that include development roadmaps, because we take our Minecraft server very seriously. And if you’re curious about Nemlei’s previous games, well, let’s just say they’re not for the faint of heart.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience such insanity and chaos in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Minecraft SMP: Trump’s Last Stand – The Debate Edition

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Ashboro, Cochise County, Crime Remarks, debate, Detroit, donald trump, Edition, Glendale Rally, God Bless the USA, Howell MI, Las Vegas Event, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, National Border, National Guard Association, national security, pastebin, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, ptg, Rumble, smp, Stand, team trump, THE FIRST AND LAST DEBATE EDITION, trump archive, trump library, Trump Spokesperson, Trump Twitter, Trump Video, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, White House 45

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is here to make Minecraft great again!

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the insane events that happen on our server. We’ve got Trump addressing the National Guard Association in Detroit, rallying in Glendale, and even talking at the National Border in Cochise County! Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, dropping some sick burns in the chat. And don’t even get me started on the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library – it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most chaotic server out there. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfDiamonds #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPatriots

PointlessDebateMC SMP

futile argument, futile quarrel, inconsequential clash, insignificant argument, insignificant dispute, irrelevant debate, meaningless discussion, minor disagreement, petty argument, pointless argument, pointless squabble, PointlessDebateMC, senseless disagreement, silly disagreement, smp, trivial debate, trivial dispute, trivial spat, unimportant altercation, unnecessary conflict, unproductive conflict, useless quarrel

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4409	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to settle the most pointless arguments in the most epic way possible! Have you ever argued with someone about whether cats or dogs are better in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can settle it once and for all with a PvP battle between a team of cats and a team of dogs! Winner gets bragging rights and a diamond crown to wear around the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because why not! And if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the bunker, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden carrots and a pet parrot that can rap like Eminem.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and the only way to settle it is with a TNT cannon duel! It’s all in good fun, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wacky shenanigans!

CraftyCrafterz

brand, Craftsmanship, CraftyCrafterz, Designer, Durability, exclusive, expensive, high end, high quality, Investment, long-lasting, luxury, name brand, Premium, Quality, Reliability, Splurge, top tier, top-notch, Value, worth it

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Void Armor Forged:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the bare minimum? Well, look no further because our server is the Rolls Royce of Minecraft servers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on?

So why settle for the cheap version when you can experience the luxury and extravagance of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!