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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2447 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Crops Grown: | 2043 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.