RedHandCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! we got pigs that fly, chickens that dance, and cows that tell jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by aliens who crash landed on earth and are using minecraft to communicate with their home planet. join us and help them build a spaceship to get back home! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure? come join the fun and uncover the mysteries of our wacky world!

BorderBattleCraft

aggression, border incursion, BorderBattleCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuation, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, political tension, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6565
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of russia battling ukrainian border incursion for the 2nd day!! why deal with real life drama when u can build ur own world of blocks and creepers?? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life conflicts. trust us, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!! join now before putin tries to take over our server too 😂🤣 #minecraft #russia #ukraine #craziness

Drive2SaveEVs

#sustainability, car ownership, carbon emissions, cost analysis, cost comparison, Drive2SaveEVs, driving distance, electric car benefits, Electric Vehicle, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fuel costs, fuel efficiency, gas vehicle, long term savings, money savings, renewable energy, study, Transportation, vehicle lifespan, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

so, like, u know how u gotta drive ur car far and stuff? well, on this server, the farther u drive, the more diamonds u get! like, u can trade them for cool stuff and be the richest player ever!

also, the longer u own ur car, the more powerful it becomes in the game. like, it can fly and shoot lasers and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

join this server and become the ultimate car-driving, diamond-collecting, laser-shooting master! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

2b2r2Beta2Release, Allowed, Anarchy, b1.3_01, blow up, Chaos, discord server, Discussing, Duping, Fight, macrochasm, Mind, original seed, real, Screenshots, Survival, trollery, Updating, Versions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

2b2r (2Beta2Release)

2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is duping allowed on the server?	Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
Are there any rules on the server?	2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
Can I grief and raid other players?	Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
How often does the server update to a new version?	The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

PixelParadise Minecraft Server

fuck you, long tail tags, loved it, Minecraft, PixelParadise, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	212	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

MineCraftyClearSkin

acne free, Beauty Tips, clean eating, clear complexion, dermatologist recommended, diet and nutrition, exercise routine, glowing skin, healthy skin, holistic approach., hormonal balance, hydration, lifestyle habits, MineCraftyClearSkin, natural remedies, self-care, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, sleep quality, Stress Management

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ores Mined:	2639
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to end up with a face full of creeper-induced acne? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your skincare woes! Join us and you’ll have access to our secret potion of enchanted watermelon juice and dragon tears that will give you the clearest skin in all of the blocky world. Say goodbye to those pesky zombie pimples and hello to a flawless complexion fit for a Minecraft queen! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to skincare perfection together!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrikes, Beirut, Beirut bombings, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israeli, Israeli attacks, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Server, sonic booms, Speech, Tension, Unrest, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2994	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have more explosions than Beirut on a bad day! Our server is so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are giving speeches here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane battles, and non-stop action. Our server is like a warzone, but in a fun way! Plus, we have the best loot drops this side of the blocky universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!

RedstoneSpy69

CASE, Guilt, RedstoneSpy69, Reports, Russian-American, state media, Treason, WOMAN

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. like, who even knew chickens could talk, right?

and, like, the best part is that there’s this giant volcano in the middle of the map that erupts every hour on the hour. you gotta be quick to escape the lava flow, but if you make it out alive, you get a special prize like a flying pig or a rainbow unicorn.

so, like, if you’re down for some wild adventures and non-stop laughs, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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