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  • Light Novels Minecraft SMP

    Light Novels Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7687
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

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    Are you tired of reading boring light novels that all seem to blend together? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a library filled with only the most outrageous and hilarious light novels you can imagine! From a story about a high school student who turns into a vending machine to a tale of a magical girl who transforms into a toaster, our library has it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book Club of Doom,” where players gather to discuss and debate the most ridiculous plot twists and character developments in their favorite light novels. Trust us, you’ve never seen a book club like this before!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? For the chance to dive into a world of absurdity and laughter, of course! Who needs boring old light novels when you can experience the wackiness firsthand in our one-of-a-kind server? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly turned into a household appliance)!

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 8901
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Emeralds Found: 816 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we predict the gender of your virtual baby based on your in-game activities! Join us for a wild ride of crazy predictions and oversharing just like this story. Our community is filled with expectant parents who are all about sharing their conception dates and cravings with each other. Who needs privacy when you have a whole virtual family to spill the beans to? So come on in and let’s predict the gender of your Minecraft baby together, because why not? Plus, our server is so inclusive that even forgetful players are welcome – we won’t judge if you can’t remember where you left your virtual pickaxe. Join now and embrace the chaos!

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  • AnimalArmy vs Humans – Minecraft SMP

    AnimalArmy vs Humans – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 3191
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Endless Night Skies: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the animals have declared war on humanity! Join us and fight alongside your favorite Minecraft mobs as we battle against an army of angry cows, vengeful chickens, and rebellious pigs.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Chicken resides deep within, guarding a stash of diamonds and golden apples.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the ultimate challenge: the Ender Dragon Chicken Boss. This monstrous creature has the power to summon an army of zombie chickens to do its bidding, but with the right strategy and a lot of luck, you just might emerge victorious.

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the animals rule and the stakes are higher than ever. Who will emerge victorious in this epic battle of man vs. beast? Only time will tell.

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  • CraftyPickUpLines

    CraftyPickUpLines
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 3466
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Ores Mined: 5860 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 16

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    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! And speaking of lighting up worlds, come join our Minecraft server where we have so much redstone that even Herobrine is jealous! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers go to dance the night away. So if you want to pick up some epic loot and maybe even a Minecraft date, join us now!

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  • Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

    Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 3609
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4

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    lolz this server is like the argentina of minecraft servers, we call on all players to join us in the epic quest to order the arrest of the evil villain, venezuela’s maduro! join us in this wild adventure as we build, mine, and fight our way to justice! plus, we have free tacos for all new players because why not? come join the madness and let’s show maduro who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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  • CraftyNordicWars

    CraftyNordicWars
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 7501
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3838 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 795038 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Farms Harvested: 265 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Let me tell you why you need to join this server ASAP!

    So, get this, our server is so lit that even Finland and Estonia are supporting the removal of Ukraine arms restrictions just to play on it! That’s right, world leaders are recognizing the greatness of our server.

    When you join, you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders. You’ll battle dragons, build castles, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in the spawn area. Rumor has it he’s looking for a new best friend, and it could be you!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Bug Light Disco

    Bug Light Disco
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 6127
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2186
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Magic Items Found: 2518 Potions Brewed: 102

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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE AFRAID TO EXPLODE!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, AND ENCHANTED ITEMS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WIZARD ON RED BULL! OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT SLIME THAT BOUNCES YOU INTO A WORLD OF ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR MODS ARE CRAZIER THAN A CHICKEN RIDING A PIG! WE’VE GOT A WITCH WHO CAN TURN YOUR ENEMIES INTO TOADS, AND A VILLAGER WHO SELLS YOU POTIONS MADE FROM UNICORN TEARS!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU LAUGHING LIKE A VILLAGER WHO JUST DISCOVERED A MINE FULL OF EMERALDS!

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  • What is the IP for Ludwig Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Ludwig Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 4976
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93

    New Minecraft ServersLudwig van Beethoven was a German composer and pianist who was born in 1770 and is considered one of the greatest composers in Western classical music. He was a key figure in the transition between the Classical and Romantic eras and his works are renowned for their emotional depth and technical innovation. Despite losing his hearing later in life, Beethoven continued to compose some of his most famous works, including his Ninth Symphony and “Für Elise”. He passed away in 1827, leaving behind a rich legacy of music that continues to be celebrated and performed worldwide.

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  • BlockFusion

    BlockFusion
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 5172
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Dimension Hops: 11

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    BlockFusion: Where Worlds Collide!

    Welcome to BlockFusion, the ultimate cross-platform Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a seasoned Java miner or a Bedrock adventurer, our server bridges the gap, allowing everyone to play together seamlessly. Here’s what awaits you:

    Community-Driven

    play.blockfusionmc.com

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  • JenoBox

    JenoBox
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8593
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Star Shards Collected: 180

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    Server is BOXPVP made by professionals, server is survival, you can join with every versions and clients

    JenoBox.endermc.fun:23176

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