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CraftyCommiesMC

alleged ties, China, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomatic, economic impact, firms, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international law, international relations, Military, opposition, political tensions, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, US sanctions, war efforts

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold we find, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. plus, we have a special event every friday where we reenact famous historical battles using only chickens and TNT. come join us and stick it to the man like china sticking it to the US sanctions!

Decaul’s Soggy Meatballs Place: Serving Mediocre Pizza, Not World-Class Burgers! Beta 1.21

Beta, beta server, BURGERS, collaboration, Community, Custom Enchants, Decauls, Essentials, fresh world, Impact, Items, Journey, like-minded, meatballs, mediocre, multiplayer, new community, pizza, Place, Plugin, Potential, Quests, Server, serving, setting up, smp, Soggy, Survival, Vanilla Experience, worldclass

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to Decaul’s SMP

IP: decaul.space

A fresh world awaits you – started 23 Aug. We are a new community looking for like-minded people to collaborate with!

In beta, we are still setting up the server, which makes it perfect to start. You will have an impact on what we add to the server. At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but there is potential to diverge from your vanilla experience with custom enchants, items, quests we are open to it all, it is all dependent on the community desires.

Join us now, and be the first to embark on this journey alongside us!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, use the IP decaul.space in your Minecraft client.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, the server is in beta and we are continuously working on improving it with feedback from the community.
What plugins are currently available on the server?	At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but we are open to adding custom enchants, items, and quests based on community input.
Can I suggest ideas for the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for improving the server.

AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

abortion ban, AbortionCraft, democratic party, election, Government, Healthcare, kamala harris, Minecraft, Misinformation, policy, Politics, presidential race, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, republican party, Rumors, Server, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of worrying about politics and controversial topics like abortion? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no politics” policy! That’s right, you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be the hiding place of the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who find it. Join our server and embark on a quest to track down this elusive beast and claim your prize!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual pizza party. That’s right, every Friday night we gather in the virtual world to chow down on pixelated pizza and have a blast with our fellow players.

So why waste your time worrying about politics when you could be having the time of your life on our amazing Minecraft server? Join us today and let the fun begin!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

Ascended, Confidence, DateCraft, Dates.., DATING, emotional connection, Finally, get laid, inadequate, Intimacy, Laid, long-term commitment, low effort, low interest, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	162	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

PupperPatrolCraft

age difference, Apology, babying, Context, dog, dog park, Exercise, forecast, Friends, get together, good dog owners, group text, guy, Heat, Hiking, JOKE, older male, Pain, PupperPatrolCraft, response, weather

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

$1CraftLand

1 dollar, 1CraftLand, affordable items, affordable living, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly options, cheap products, cost-effective buys, dollar store finds, economic choices, everyday essentials, frugal living, inexpensive purchases, low cost living, money saving tips, one dollar deals, pocket-friendly items, small purchases, thrifty shopping, value for money

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like a cup of coffee or a pack of gum? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can get a whole lot more for just 1 dollar! Join us and you’ll have the chance to trade that dollar for a magical unicorn that will protect you from creepers, or a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even buy a ticket to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So why waste your money on mundane things when you can have epic adventures on our server for just a buck? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

awkward, Belarus, border, BorderCraft, celebration, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, Greeting, greetings, independence day, international relations, leadership, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military deployment, Peace efforts, political tension, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Troops, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Emeralds Found:	7627
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!

Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.

1.21, Adults, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, dream, floss, Grinding, Join, Minecraft, mod, Pack, Server, smp, Suits, Valley, voice mod, wear, Whitelist, zombies

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	272	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Custom Mod Pack Version	Minecraft 1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Communication	Voice mod in the server and Discord
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above and open a ticket to get whitelisted.
What is the minimum age requirement?	18+
Is there any voice communication in the server?	Yes, there is a voice mod in the server for communication.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends who meet the age requirement.

NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

Android, asuka, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, EVANGELIONMYSG24, EVANGEVAKA, Game Download, Gatekeeper, Ios, leona, Mari, Minecraft, Naga, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, NIKKEX, PC, Rei, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

68579946, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, fix her, ftt, lewds, Minecraft, Realm, schlickin, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!