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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Emeralds Found:	6655
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1115
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	9911
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	172
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	303972	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6926	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6310	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3838
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

aggression, Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticCraftWar, cold war, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military readiness, nato, preparedness, russia, SECURITY, strategy, territorial disputes, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Bodily Mysteries Server

bodily, Mysteries, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3191
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	974243
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	114
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?