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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9146 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!