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MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	1122	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Votes:	2457
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	82

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6635
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mines Excavated:	1887
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8935
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2304	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1351
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	775
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.