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CraftyMcCraftface – Minecraft SMP No. 269636980

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises (bang) and unexpected twists at every turn. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and strike it rich?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to team up with this explosive specter and take on the world together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those unexpected bangs around every corner!

SecretCraft: Unleash the Blocks!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crops Grown:	7903
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	2171
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server if you want to uncover the deepest darkest secrets of your fellow players. Who knows what scandalous revelations you’ll stumble upon while building your pixelated empire?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature rumored to roam the forests and mountains of our virtual world. Will you be brave enough to hunt down this elusive beast and claim the title of Bigfoot Slayer?

So come on, join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you in this wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

MineCrisis: Work Harder Minecraft Server

Burnout, corporate culture, corporate demands, Crisis, east asia, economic pressures, employee well-being, firms, Harder, labor laws, Management, managers, mental health, Minecraft, MineCrisis, Overtime, productivity, Server, South Korean, stress, work, work ethic, work more, work-life balance, workplace expectations

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Towns Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

So, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. We got managers telling you to work more, but not in a boring office job way. No, no, no. We’re talking about building epic structures, mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate work crisis in a virtual world. We promise you won’t be bored, and you might even forget that you have a real job to go back to. Plus, our managers are actually cool and will help you level up your skills in Minecraft like never before.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s work our way to the top of the Minecraft world together. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

CraftyRahul’sHouseBurnt

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4803	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own 140 year old house just like singer rahul ananda! but beware, cuz if u dont protect it, it might get looted and burnt just like his! but dont worry, we have over 3,000 handcrafted instruments for u to play while u cry over ur burnt house. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	3159
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
New Chunks Explored:	173472	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

Animal Behavior, antisocial, bereavement, Cats, Companionship, death, Dogs, emotions, Feline, Grief, mourn, mourning, Pets, Psychology, PurrCraft, relationships, research, researchers, Social, study, study findings, Universal

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Towns Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8709	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5353	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Zombie Dances:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	7721
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!