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BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Votes:	5016
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2503	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	324303
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

Assassination, CommanderNasrallahsMCServer, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Israel, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, Political, regional unrest, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, top commander

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2659
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Chimeras Created:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

1.20x, alone, Company, donation, Lag, Minecraft, Mode, Plugins, PolarLand, PvP, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	49
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

95.105.53.186

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	4150
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

Akira Toriyama, Androids, Anime, Cell, child safety, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DragonBallSMPSuperCraft, Frieza, goku, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Namekian, Piccolo, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	435109	Astral Projections Made:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.

PanicCraft Minecraft Server

adult rec league, anxiety, Communication, Decision making, depression, Guilt, husband, infant, mental health, Minecraft, panic attack, PanicCraft, parenting, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self-care, Server, sleepless nights, stress, Support, Volleyball, Wife

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	419	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while escaping the stress of sleepless nights and arguments with your partner. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose, especially if your husband is having panic attacks while you’re away playing volleyball.

Forget about quitting your favorite game, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you can build epic structures and explore endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those panic attacks behind!

NoBoysAllowedCraft

alcohol, alienation, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, creeps, Defending, defending friend, defending partner, Disrespect, Friend, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, kicking out, NoBoysAllowedCraft, Party, setting boundaries, social gatherings, standing up for self, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	10	Star Shards Collected:	199
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!