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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9746 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!