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Post-Coital Pixels

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

Adriatic Sea, balkan, balkan countries, BALKANS, CraftyPasta, culture, debunking myths, EU, Europe, geography, History, Italian culture, italy, Mediterranean, Misconception, misconception debunked, Misinformation, peninsula, Server, southern europe, Stereotypes, travel, Western Europe

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

ARR relics, Benchmark, CraftyCactuars, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Edition, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Linkshells, MEETUPS, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, XIV, xivg

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

action, Anime, anime fans, black butler, Butlers, Ciel Phantomhive, CREEPERS, dark fantasy, Demons, English Dub, ep2, japanese animation, just aired, kuroshitsuji, Manga adaptation, manga series, Minecraft, Mystery, Sebastian Michaelis, Supernatural, victorian era, waiting for subs, Yana Toboso

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

CraftyLoliLand

Anime, Boundaries, Community, community guidelines, controversial, CraftyLoliLand, cute, discussion, ethical concerns, fetishization, forum, inappropriate, internet culture, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, ONLINE, sharing, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6460	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

#facial hair, #mens grooming, Appearance, clean, clean cut, clean-shaven, facial grooming, fashion, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming routine, grooming tips, hygiene, Masculinity, Men’s Fashion, personal care, pixels, self-care, self-respecting man, ShaveCraft, shaving, stay, Style, well groomed

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3818	Secret Passages Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Potions Brewed:	171
Crops Grown:	7502	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

Pixelated Nostalgia: SNES Throwback Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2574	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we bring your favorite SNES games to life in full 3D! Imagine playing your favorite classic games like never before, with Unreal graphics and AI that will blow your mind.

Picture this: you’re playing as your favorite SNES character, jumping through obstacles and battling enemies, all while being controlled by a mysterious force at night. But don’t worry, we’ve upgraded your abilities and given you new powers to conquer this catastrophic world.

Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll experience the thrill of nostalgia mixed with modern technology. Don’t let the credit go to someone else, come join our server and show off your skills in ways you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s relive the glory days of gaming in a whole new light. See you in the game!

CraftyWifeBeaters – Where old traditions come back to life!

CraftyWifeBeaters, cultural acceptance, domestic violence, feminist movement, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender-based violence, historical practices, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal rights, Life, Misogyny, patriarchy, sexism, social justice, societal change, societal norms, societal progress, toxic masculinity, Traditions, violence against women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	292
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we embrace the good ol’ days of the patriarchy! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who joined and instantly became the ruler of the land, all because they followed the patriarchal ways of our ancestors.

Imagine a world where you can build your own kingdom and have all the power at your fingertips. That’s what awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s bring back the patriarchy in the most hilarious way possible.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of something truly outrageous!