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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7966 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 7030 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!