| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3840 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3174 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 86 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Farms Harvested: | 473 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8963 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Animals Bred: | 148 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2230 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9099 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 152 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1701 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2996 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8046 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2223 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7179 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7465 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 150 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7770 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6524 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
