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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3771 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
New Chunks Explored: | 48805 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).