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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Items Found:	5731	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

Eternal Natsuki’s Neverending Minecraft SMP Adventure

4chan, Adventure, Anime, bakes, DDLC, Doki, Edition, ETERNAL, fanfiction, general, Literature, Manga, Minecraft, Monika, natsuki, Natsukis, Neverending, nonstop, November, op, porn, Sleeps, smp, video games, visual novel, YuRi

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with baking competitions, late-night sleepovers, and questionable decisions.

Ever wanted to see a creeper try to bake a cake? Or watch a zombie try to pull an all-nighter? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want to trade a diamond for a stack of enchanted golden apples? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Boomer’s Peep Show Minecraft Server

16 year old, animated, Aroused, BELLYBUTTON, Boomers, Boundaries, Cartoon Network, Censorship, children’s programming, controversial, cultural norms, different time, Dub, early 2000s, inappropriate, mature themes, Minecraft, old man, peep, RISQUE, Server, Show, television, wants to see

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9008
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	7268
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as an old man wanting to see a 16-year-old’s bellybutton? Look no further, because our server is so crazy even Cartoon Network wouldn’t air it! Our community is full of outrageous characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until your bellybutton hurts (but don’t worry, no old men involved). Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: >latinx and meds think this is blonde…

blond hair, BLONDE, Blonde hair, Blondes, cultural perceptions, gtlatinx, hair color, Latin American, latina, Latina stereotypes, Latina women, Latinx, latinx and meds, Medical Treatment, medication, meds, mental health, Minecraft, minority health, pharmaceuticals, smp, Stereotypes, thinking

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	961	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4856	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where latinx and meds are convinced that being blonde is the ultimate power move! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a secret underground society of latinx players who believe that being blonde gives you superhuman abilities. Want to join in on the fun and see if blondes really do have more fun? Then come on down and see for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of meds who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty llama. Yes, you read that right. These meds believe that llamas hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Want to be a part of this bizarre cult and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next blonde latinx warrior or llama-riding med legend!

Crafty Socials 2 Minecraft Server

Crafty, Digital social, Minecraft, networking, Online Community, Server, social activities, social communication, social connection, social culture, social engagement, social events, social groups, Social Interaction, Social lifestyle, social media, social media marketing, social platform, Social Relationships, social sharing, social trends, social-networking, socials

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Gods Slained:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because Socials 2 is here to shake things up! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can beat him in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join Socials 2 today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Chinatubas on Bilibili Minecraft SMP

bilibili, Chinatubas, Chinese content creators, Chinese digital influencers, Chinese entertainment, Chinese internet celebrities, Chinese internet stars, Chinese media stars, Chinese online celebrities, Chinese online influencers, Chinese online personalities, Chinese online video creators, Chinese social media influencers, Chinese video bloggers, Chinese video content, Chinese video creators, Chinese video sharing platform, Chinese youtubers, Minecraft, popular Chinese vloggers, Serafina, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Towns Built:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	2320
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and most hilarious adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chinatubas hidden deep within the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find them, so get ready to embark on the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

My Country Minecraft Server

Analysis, Country, critique, culture, Development, Diversity, Economy, Feedback, geography, global perspective, Government, History, Minecraft, national identity, opinion, perspective, Politics, Server, society, Thoughts, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5241	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Oh, honey, forget about countries, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret underground society where pigs ride on flying chickens and diamonds rain from the sky! We have a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese (yes, you read that right) and our moderators are actually wizards who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand. So, say goodbye to boring countries and hello to our wacky world of wonder!

Random Twitch Whores and Casuals Minecraft SMP

Casual Gaming, casuals, challenge, competitive, Difficulty, Difficulty level, Entertainment, game design, game development, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, online gaming, Players, Random, skill, smp, strategy, twitch, twitch streaming, twitchwhores, Video Game (Industry), videogame, Whores

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	2146	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most elite gamers dare to tread. If you think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world, then buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are now leading a rebellion against the oppressive pig overlords. Will you join the fight, or will you cower in fear at the sight of a chicken with a weapon?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot guarded by a dragon who has a penchant for riddles. Will you be able to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the riches for yourself, or will you end up as dragon food?

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if the videogame can be beaten by random twitchwhores and casuals, it is not a difficult game. So bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Genius Henya’s Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Babanya Edition, channel, Daimonji Ryugon, Ebosi, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, members, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, ragtag, Server, twitch, Uemine Noruju, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, Zengaku Sanparo

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	3609
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Babanya Edition/999/ server! Join us and embark on epic adventures with Henya the Genius, the mastermind behind the VOMS Project. Explore the world with former members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya. But wait, there’s more! Encounter the enigmatic Ebosi (formerly known as Jitomi Monoe) and dive into the Amano Pikamee Archive for some mind-blowing content. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Llama Lover Minecraft SMP

African Americans, African diaspora, citizenship, civil rights, Colonization, cultural heritage, deportation, descendants of slaves, discrimination, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, liberia, Llama, Lover, Minecraft, national identity, political controversy, racism, segregation, Slavery, smp, social justice, trump

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical beasts, and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on llama communication. So if you’ve ever wanted to chat with a llama about the meaning of life, this is the place for you!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded pickaxes. Who needs real-world currency when you can trade in emeralds and obsidian?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known for stealing blocks and leaving behind cryptic riddles. Happy crafting!