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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 605 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 103 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 123 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken, only to have it mysteriously disappear overnight and be replaced with a giant banana wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what goes through the mind of biological women who are into trannies? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to explore this mind-boggling question through interpretive dance battles and philosophical debates in our virtual town square.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe while riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!
