Players: |
103/600 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: |
4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: |
6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: |
6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: |
4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: |
2 |
Orbs of Power Found: |
3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
9 |
Holy Grails Found: |
5 |
Dimension Hops: |
7 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: |
459 |
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so, like, this
server is, like, the BOMB DIGGITY, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. like, seriously, you won’t find that anywhere else.
also, did i mention that the owner of this server is, like, besties with the CEO of Epic Games? yeah, they’re, like, gonna team up and take down Apple together. it’s gonna be, like, an epic battle of epic proportions.
but, like, that’s not all. we also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, you gotta solve a riddle just to get in. it’s, like, super exclusive.
oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet panda? yeah, they’re, like, trained to do tricks and stuff. it’s, like, the cutest thing ever.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.