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CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ores Mined:	3416
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9679	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5323	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	9084	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Crops Grown:	2984	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Dimension Hops:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	189	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver