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Wacky Wednesday Minecraft Server

All Father, anglo saxon, Beliefs, celebration, culture, deity, FAITH, Honoring, Minecraft, Mythology, Norse god, observance, odin, Pagan, reverence, Rituals, Server, spirituality, Traditions, Wacky, Wednesday, Wodens day, Worship

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ores Mined:	3161

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we honor Odin every day of the week, not just on Wodens day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Viking raids, mythical creatures, and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret quest where you can find Odin’s lost eye and gain his favor. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when slain. Use this magical bacon to craft weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Odin that you’re worthy of his blessings. Skol!

Nietzsche Minecraft SMP Mastermind

anger, Cunning, Destruction, envy, Evil, Existence, GOD, Good, Gratitude, mastermind, Minecraft, national gods, Nietzsche, power, Religion, Revenge, sacrifice, Scorn, self-preservation, smp, Submission, Victory, violence, Virtue, will to power

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence and ponder the meaning of life? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the teachings of Nietzsche and worship a god who can both bless us with diamonds and strike us down with lightning bolts.

Our god is not your average run-of-the-mill deity – he’s a mix of power, aggression, and a sprinkle of evil just to keep things interesting. We believe in sacrificing our diamonds to him in exchange for epic loot and blessings beyond your wildest dreams.

But beware, if you’re not up to par with our god’s standards, he might just unleash his wrath upon you. So come join us on this wild ride of philosophical debates, epic battles, and sacrifices galore. Who needs a boring old good god when you can have one that keeps you on your toes? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Apology, awkward moments, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, daughter-in-law, DISRESPECTFUL, dress code, family dynamics, family gatherings, flirty behavior, highschool graduation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, NoDramaMIL, parenting, public embarrassment, retirement party, sarcasm, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jenny at a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of inappropriate behavior and embarrassing moments that will leave you questioning your life choices!

Our server is so crazy, it makes Jenny’s high school graduation dinner look like a tea party. From ordering drinks like there’s no tomorrow to making sarcastic speeches at retirement parties, our players know how to keep things interesting.

But don’t worry, we’ve got rules in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. Just like how Jenny’s mother-in-law had to lay down the law, our moderators are always on the lookout for any shenanigans.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as Jenny’s outfit choices, join us now! Just make sure to leave the sweatpants at home.

PreggoPalsGoneWild

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotions, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, judgment, LGBTQ, Maturity, misunderstanding, personal choices, perspective, PreggoPalsGoneWild, Pregnancy, reaction, reconciliation, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where friendships are tested, secrets are spilled, and unexpected pregnancies are announced at 3 am!

Imagine the thrill of logging in to find out your friend is pregnant and you have to navigate the awkwardness of asking who the father is in a virtual world. Will you be supportive or will you be accused of psychoanalyzing and get hung up on? The drama is endless and the friendships are always on the edge of breaking.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to lose a friend over a virtual pregnancy scare!

RegretfulKid Minecraft SMP

“Youth, actions, Choices, consequences, do-over, growing up, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past, Reflection, regret, RegretfulKid, Reminiscing, smp, wish I could go back, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191

Are you tired of regretting your past decisions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any consequences! Join us and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and prank your way to victory!

Forget about regrets, because on our server, every mistake is just a hilarious story waiting to happen. Join us now and create memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

KarmaCraft: Instant Justice

balance, cause and effect, comeuppance, consequences, cosmic justice, divine justice, Fairness, INSTANT, instant karma, just desserts, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, moral lesson, payback, poetic justice, reaping what you sow, Retribution, Revenge, Vindication, what goes around comes around

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	6202
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	184
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a Minecraft server, only to have their entire house turn into a giant pile of TNT and blow up in their face? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable karma and hilarious shenanigans. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds only to have them turn into worthless dirt in their inventory. Don’t miss out on the chaos and come join us today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server – Threatening Europe!

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileCraft, Missiles, nuclear deal, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, sanctions impact, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threatening, Threats

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	258
Votes:	5808	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a crazy political drama? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be part of the epic battle between Iran and Europe over missiles going to Russia. who knew minecraft could be so intense, right? come build ur base, make alliances, and maybe even start a war. it’s all fun and games until someone launches a missile in ur direction. so come on, join us and see if u can survive the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Binge Craft: Friends Theme Song

90s, Binge, binge watching, binge-watched, classic, comedy, comfort, Craft, Entertainment, Fans, Friends, friends forever, grounding, iconic, Message, Nostalgia, Popular, series, Sitcom, song, television, Theme, theme song, tv show

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	5248
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE FRIENDS BUT WITH CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS! WE GOT A CENTRAL PERK CAFE WHERE YOU CAN SIP ON POTIONS AND CHAT WITH YOUR MINECRAFT BUDDIES.

YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN APARTMENT JUST LIKE IN THE SHOW, BUT WATCH OUT FOR PHOEBE’S SINGING CREEPERS AND ROSS’ ANGRY REDSTONE MACHINES.

WE EVEN HAVE A GUNTHER NPC WHO SELLS COFFEE AND SASSY COMMENTS.

SO IF YOU WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOUR MINECRAFT MATES AND LIVE OUT YOUR FRIENDS FANTASIES, JOIN US NOW!

SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU? DIAMONDS, OBVIOUSLY.

Sperm Boosting Stress Relief Server

BOOSTING, fertility research, groundbreaking study, male fertility, male reproductive system, Relief, reproductive health, Server, Sperm, sperm function, sperm motility, sperm performance, sperm quality, stress, stress and fertility, stress and male fertility, stress and reproductive health, stress and sperm, stress effects, stress impact, Stress Management, stress management techniques, stress-induced changes, stressful event

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	192
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

so like, imagine u join this epic minecraft server and ur sperm just starts zoomin around like crazy cuz of all the stress from tryna survive in the game. but get this, it actually makes ur sperm better at swimming and stuff! so like, join our server and watch ur sperm become olympic swimmers in no time! it’s like a workout for ur little guys, but in minecraft form. come join the fun and see ur sperm go from slowpokes to speed demons in no time!

What is the IP for EvanFinity Minecraft Server?

EvanFinity, fortnite, Gaming, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Emeralds Found:	8694	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

EvanFinity is a talented and innovative musician hailing from Toronto, Canada. Known for his unique blend of electronic and alternative rock music, he has quickly gained a following for his catchy hooks and cutting-edge production. With a passion for pushing boundaries and experimenting with new sounds, EvanFinity continues to captivate audiences with his dynamic and infectious music.