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Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	3030
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Potions Brewed:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crops Grown:	8574

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Votes:	4881	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1485

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	254
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Crops Grown:	7993	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Animals Bred:	133
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9180	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

abc.deadtime.site

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!