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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7240 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 582624 | Magic Items Found: | 4908 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.