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PistolPete’s NBA Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	69

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right, the creepers have some killer dance moves on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the mystical world of blocky wonders. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? No problem! Want to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? We got you covered!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow breakdancing in a disco made of emeralds, you’ll never want to leave.

CraftySocial Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftySocial, digital age, digital communication, emotional expression, Human Connection, internet culture, interpersonal relationships, Minecraft, online interactions, online presence, personal level, relationships, Server, social behavior, Social Impact, social influence, Social Interaction, social media, Social Skills, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of social media ruining your personal communication skills? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all forms of social media! That’s right, no more awkward DMs or misinterpreted emojis. Join us and experience the joy of real, face-to-face interactions with your fellow players as you build, mine, and survive together in a world free from the tyranny of likes and retweets. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a truly unique and social media-free Minecraft experience!

SilentCraft: Noisy Jobs Edition

communication-free tasks, Edition, Jobs, noise regulations, noise restrictions, noise-free professions, noiseless job duties, noiseless jobs, noiseless work, Noisy, quiet careers, quiet job environments, quiet professions, quiet work settings, silent industries, silent job requirements, silent job responsibilities, silent jobs, silent occupations, silent tasks, silent work, silent workplace, SilentCraft, soundless work environment

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where silence is golden…literally! On this server, every job has to be done in complete silence or else you risk waking up the Ender Dragon who is a total diva and hates noise.

Imagine trying to mine for diamonds without making a peep or building a giant castle without uttering a single word. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode while trying to sneak past a creeper with a bad case of indigestion.

But fear not, for those brave enough to join this server will be rewarded with the rarest loot and the chance to be crowned the Silent Champion of Minecraft. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the quietest Minecraft server in existence!

K-PopCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, arms control, arms deal, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KpopCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Ukraine, weapons trade

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	68	Ores Mined:	3963
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	14
Towns Built:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where south korea and russia are like, total frenemies and stuff. they’re always at each other’s throats, but in a funny way, ya know? and then outta nowhere, north korea swoops in and is all like, “hey guys, let’s make a deal!” and south korea is like, “nah bro, we ain’t about that life.” but then russia is all, “yeah, let’s do it!” and south korea is like, “oh heck no, we’re gonna arm ukraine now!”

and that’s basically the vibe of this minecraft server. it’s all about crazy alliances, epic battles, and just straight up chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but one thing’s for sure: you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of kim jong-un riding a unicorn. no joke. so come on over and let’s start some virtual drama, baby!

ChatCraftEU

Censorship, Chat Control, ChatCraftEU, civil liberties, communication platforms, Data Protection, digital privacy, EU Council, european union, government intervention., internet regulation, legislation, messaging apps, online monitoring, online safety, policy decision, political controversy, privacy rights, social media, Vote, withdrawn

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

So, like, this server is so lit that even the EU Council was like “nah, we can’t handle this level of awesomeness.” They tried to vote on Chat Control, but then they were like “wait, we can’t control the madness that happens on this server.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who needs Chat Control when you can have Chat Insanity? Let’s break all the rules and have a blast together. EU Council can’t handle us, but you can. Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!

NoParentingAllowedMC

absentee father, absentee mother, absentee parenting, child support, co parenting, family dynamics, family relationships, legal guardianship, non-custodial parent, non-residential parent, NoParentingAllowedMC, parental involvement, parental obligations, parental recognition, parental responsibilities, parental rights, parenting, parenting roles, recognition, RESPONSIBILITY, shared custody

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Magic Items Found:	5938
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

so, like, you know those people who wanna be like, parents but don’t wanna actually parent? well, this server is perfect for them! you can like, build a whole village and be the mayor without actually having to deal with any kids. it’s like, the ultimate fantasy for lazy parents who just wanna chill and play minecraft all day. come join us and live out your dream of being a parent without any of the actual responsibility. it’s like, the best of both worlds, man.

ChatCraft: Transmitting Knowledge

brain activity, ChatCraft, cognitive development., cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Communication, communication skills, complex thought, cultural evolution, cultural knowledge, Human Behavior, human evolution, knowledge, Language, language evolution, linguistic anthropology, modern humans, neuroscience, recent study, study, symbolic thought, thinking, Transmitting

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ores Mined:	5732
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, this server is like no other, man. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right, creepers with a sense of humor.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever see. we’re talking diamonds that sparkle so bright, they blind you for a second. but don’t worry, we also have sunglasses for sale in our virtual shop.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s real, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. but be careful, there are traps set by evil villagers who are jealous of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience a world like no other. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our virtual cookies are to die for.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

anger, anger towards God, anger towards religion, atheism, blasphemy, disbelief, DivineCraft, Frustration, Minecraft, questioning faith, rejection, religious abuse, religious disillusionment, religious guilt, religious hypocrisy, religious trauma, religious trauma recovery, Server, spiritual awakening, spiritual crisis, spiritual growth, spiritual healing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	193	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	140
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!

MineCash Minecraft Server

2017, 2024.., accredited investor, Claim, donate money, free tokens, Give us money, incomprehensible, ipo, Jump through hoops, MineCash, Minecraft, opaque, qualify, Server, Tokens, unspecified number, wallets

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	143	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DadGoneWillCrazy

bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, custody, DadGoneWillCrazy, Decision making, Divorce, family, financial compensation, Grandparents, Inheritance, loyalty, mistreatment, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, Support, Trauma

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a soap opera.

Need a break from family feuds and step-sibling drama? Our server is the perfect escape! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the ultimate family showdowns?

So come on down to our server and leave your family drama at the door. With more plot twists than a Shakespearean tragedy, you’ll never want to log off!