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StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9298	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mines Excavated:	2714
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Dimension Hops:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9397	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8664
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ores Mined:	9819
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Void Gems Collected:	40
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	192
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!