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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9658 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!
But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!
